Cristiano Ronaldo Almost Died
Manchester United winger and soccer god Cristiano Ronaldo completely destroyed his $400,000 Ferrari after he hit a wall in a two-lane tunnel underneath the Manchester Airport earlier this morning. Witnesses said the car was a "mangled wreck" and one of the wheels was found 200 yards away from the vehicle. Oh, and by the way, Ronaldo walked away without a scratch. The Sun reports:
Ronaldo was travelling through a two-lane tunnel at Manchester Airport when he hit the wall – sending parts of the barrier flying across the dual carriageway. Ronaldo was able to get out of the vehicle himself and was spoken to by police at the scene after the smash at 10.20am. A witness said: "The front of Ronaldo’s car was completely mangled. There was metal all over the road and debris – and we had to dodge our way through it. "Ronaldo was just standing at the side of the road looking forlorn and bewildered. "My daughter said to me, ‘Oh my God – that’s Cristiano Ronaldo!’ It’s amazing he was okay because his car looked so bad." A club spokesman said: "Cristiano was involved in an incident this morning. No other cars were involved. "He’s fine and is training as normal with the team this morning."
Man, this so reminds me of the time I wrecked my car last week. Although I’m not quite sure why all those girls outside the mall were laughing at me. Um, hello? 1988 Nissan Sentra here. Can you say classic? That’s right. Who’s laughing now, ladies?
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